Liza Minnelli: Okay, I cant wait for our reality show. Liza Minnelli: Okay dokey artichokey! Look at this face, this is a handsome man (singing) Why hello there Sailorĭavid Gest: Time to go dear, its time we go. Ive known a lot of different realities, for example going to bed in Los Angeles, and then waking up in Detroit! Moiety, Michigan facedown on the kitchen floor of a Mexican restaurant. Lets make babies the old fashion way.ĭavid Gest: (whispering) Honey, we are supposed to be talking about the reality show. You guys want reality? Reality is waking up in the loving arms of a manly, totally not gay, rugged, outdoorsy type man who will pinch your ass and say Honey, I am so hot for your woman body. Liza Minnelli: Oh, you tell them cutie! Listen guys, we know reality okay? Because when I came out of the womb, somebody slapped me on the ass and Ive been in the public eye ever since. That would have been the most entertaining reality you have ever seen on television. First of all, wed just like to say that we are totally willing to co-operate with VH1, and we are absolutely prepared to give them a dynamite, just a dynamite of a show. Liza Minnelli: Hi!! Hi! (Liza and David awkwardly hug)ĭavid Gest: Tina, Tina, Tina, thank you so much. Here now to explain what really happened is Liza Minnelli and David Gest. Tina Fey: VH1 has pulled the plug on the Liza Minnelli, David Gest reality show due to the fact that the couple failed to give enough access to the couples lives. They come in regular or with peanuts (a bump appears where a nipple is). So congratulations to Richard and Nibbles (picture of Richard Gere and a hamster appear).Īn Austrian designer is now selling exclusive chocolate bras for $100 each. Richard Gere and his long time love have wed. So he set up this whole fashion thing, and its like to trick her and stuff (Tina and Jimmy nod and then the music stops) (In the Air Tonight by Phil Collins begins to play) I heard that Victorias real secret is that she killed a dude, and Phil Collins witnessed it. Jimmy Fallon: No, no, no Tina thats not what I heard. Tina Fey: Phil Collins, who hasnt released an album in 6 years has introduced his new single ∜ant stop loving you at this weeks Victoria Secrets Fashion Show. Gate said that looking back he cant even remember why Microsoft introduced Aids into India in the first place. This week Microsoft chairman Bill Gates pledged 100 million dollars to combat Aids in India. Tina Fey: (ad-libbing) Cause theyre idiots theyre stupidĪccording to a new study Americans are now waiting longer to get married. It will be the third marriage for Lopez, the first for Affleck and the last for neither.Īn Austrian ski resort is holding the ski world championship for blondes, in which blonde women will run down the slopes and then try to ski back up them. This week Jennifer Lopez announced that she is engaged to Ben Affleck. Even worse, apparently a book containing the entire story of the film came out 4 years ago. Warner Brothers announce Tuesday that an illegal copy of the second Harry Potter appeared on the internet just days before its release in theatres. (Drunk Girl stops crying and begins laughing with happiness as she leaves) (Drunk Girl starts crying) Alright, Drunk Girl everybody. Tina Fey: We did that! We did that like an hour ago. Here with a comment is (reading card) ah oh no, really? (back to normal) Ok, Drunk Girl. Tina Fey: A new study reports that drinking 21 glasses of wine a week decreases your chance of getting Alysmus disease. The Defibrillators can be purchased individually or in the convenient Dick Cheney 6-Pack. The Federal government have approved a Phillips Electronics Defibrillator, which is designed for use in the home. Insiders say Dashall is just jealous because the Democrats finished behind Al Kyda in the Mid-term elections. Senate Majority Leader Tom Dashall criticized President Bush this Thursday for failing to capture Osama Bin Laden. A Democratic spokesman said that he will appreciate it if no-one told Streisand (picture of Barbara Streisand appears). It was announced this Wednesday that the 2004 Democratic convention will be held in Boston. The plaintiffs lawyers wanted Jackson to answer questions but the joke was on them because when Michael took off his surgical mask he revealed that he didnt bring his mouth. Michael Jackson was in court this week where he is allegedly being sued for cancelling two concerts. In order to offset those costs the Pentagon has announced that it will refer to the invasion as the Verizon Wireless Pizza Hut War on Iraq. According to military analysts an invasion of Iraq by US forces could cost between 20 and 50 billion dollars.
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